Like most things I do, I'd starve if I had to make a living off of it.Look at the bright side Z - if your legal career goes sideways, you can always be a skid steer operator. You have plenty of experience!
5lb bass - is that a big bass?
And, yes, a 5 lb bass is a nice one. Bigger ones have been caught in our pond, but that's still pretty good, and for the guy who caught it, it was the largest fish he's ever caught, so he was excited.