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japsche · 05-23-2008, 06:32 AM

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...?source=rss&67

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.

keithnra · 05-23-2008, 06:39 AM

Talk about a fruitloop

stroked87 · 05-23-2008, 07:07 AM

W T F ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

RaggedyGT · 05-23-2008, 07:12 AM

It isn't like the cars can say no and reject him.

Billgor · 05-23-2008, 07:46 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI

stangman308 · 05-23-2008, 08:01 AM

f'n nasty

japsche · 05-23-2008, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baconbill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI

Awesome!

carpediem50 · 05-23-2008, 08:59 AM

well...

cars don't need flowers.

a car will never get jealous if you look at another car.

cars don't need anniversary presents.

cars won't run around with another driver if you're working late.

maybe he's onto something

03 DOHC · 05-23-2008, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baconbill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI

hahaha

Bossnine · 05-23-2008, 09:18 AM

Uh, I hate to ask, but how is it that he has sex with them?

RaggedyGT · 05-23-2008, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baconbill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI

I thought about that as soon as I saw the title to this thread. Best SNL skit besides the pete sweaty balls.

Ehardy1971 · 05-23-2008, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bossnine

Uh, I hate to ask, but how is it that he has sex with them?

Up the tailpipe?

RED FIVE O · 05-23-2008, 09:41 AM

[QUOTE=japsche;7841205Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.[/QUOTE]

Yikes.

nos8ed · 05-23-2008, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ehardy1971

Up the tailpipe?

PIITT

Joe T · 05-23-2008, 10:05 AM

Ok I have to admit something guys....

He should be legally afforded the right to marry his 'girlfriend'.

lone sailor · 05-23-2008, 10:10 AM

nos8ed · 05-23-2008, 10:29 AM

Why pick a VW??
I mean there are alot of better looking cars out there!
Well that is all he could probably afford......carprostitute??

NIUPonyBoy · 05-23-2008, 10:41 AM

I guess Autotrader really is like porn.

schro31185 · 05-23-2008, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bumper Humper

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Right... bewbies are gross, but I'm not ghey. The act itself has got to be uncomfortable though, plus always having to get the exhaust soot off his wang must suck too.

91TwighlightGT · 05-23-2008, 11:04 AM

I bet his neighbors keep wondering why they are getting clogged fuel filters...

Lashlarue · 05-23-2008, 11:09 AM

I've had sex "in" over two dozen cars, but in every case there was a woman with me.I too am curious as to how, the tailpipe thing sounds painful!

Bossnine · 05-23-2008, 11:34 AM

Im thinking he rubs one off on the hood or something.

schro31185 · 05-23-2008, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bossnine

Im thinking he rubs one off on the hood or something.

That's gotta take the wax off over time.

RaggedyGT · 05-23-2008, 11:53 AM

What constitutes a BJ in this scenario?

DaHowie · 05-23-2008, 12:40 PM

How does he know his 'girlfriend' has a 'happy ending'?

lone sailor · 05-23-2008, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaggedyGT

What constitutes a BJ in this scenario?

I assume you're referencing the intake?

schro31185 · 05-23-2008, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaggedyGT

What constitutes a BJ in this scenario?

tail pipe with engine running ???

carb/throttle body ???

Thats a tough one.

lone sailor · 05-23-2008, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schro31185

tail pipe with engine running ???

carb/throttle body ???

Thats a tough one.

That's definitely not going to be a performance enhancing modification.

Bossnine · 05-23-2008, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHowie

How does he know his 'girlfriend' has a 'happy ending'?

A co worker brought up a good point, if he does indeed use the tailpipe, what about rusted or hot tail pipes?

TARZAN · 05-23-2008, 02:01 PM

nothing more than an AW looking for his 15 minutes...

-Will

Raceallday1 · 05-23-2008, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaggedyGT

What constitutes a BJ in this scenario?

Probably has to pull a large vacuum line loose and use that.

Michael Yount · 05-23-2008, 08:05 PM

Val -- they were 'schweaty'.....

8950HO · 05-23-2008, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaggedyGT

What constitutes a BJ in this scenario?

PCV valve?

05-23-2008, 06:32 AM	#1
japsche Registered User Trader Feedback: (1) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Lying in the gutter, Looking at the stars Posts: 7,441	Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...?source=rss&67 Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways. "I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said. "Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful. "I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change." He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference." Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger. Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses. But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms. His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days. Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it. "I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges. "When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it. "I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to." He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving. "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them. "As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.” Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums. __________________ j4p5ch3 Did I shave my balls for this?

05-23-2008, 06:39 AM	#2
keithnra Registered User Trader Feedback: (11) Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Jacksonville, Fl Posts: 1,991	Talk about a fruitloop __________________ -89 GT convertible 5.0 GT40 irons BBK 70mm TB, 70mm CAI, eddy intake -66 289 bored .40 over Holley 600 comp cam with 92 5-speed. about 75-80% restored has 355 gears hooker headers, flowmaster mufflers with H-pipe petronix ign. -85 GT with T-tops yeah its rough!

05-23-2008, 07:07 AM	#3
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05-23-2008, 07:46 AM	#5
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05-23-2008, 08:59 AM	#8
carpediem50 Amber Lamps Trader Feedback: (3) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: N.E. Ohio Posts: 20,773 Blog Entries: 1	well... cars don't need flowers. a car will never get jealous if you look at another car. cars don't need anniversary presents. cars won't run around with another driver if you're working late. maybe he's onto something __________________ Stu Price: What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're #### out of luck.

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05-23-2008, 09:18 AM	#10
Bossnine Corral Elite Member Trader Feedback: (0) Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Henderson, KY Posts: 10,267	Uh, I hate to ask, but how is it that he has sex with them? __________________ Matt

05-23-2008, 09:41 AM	#13
RED FIVE O Registered User Trader Feedback: (0) Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Northwest IA Posts: 1,330	[QUOTE=japsche;7841205Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.[/QUOTE] Yikes.

05-23-2008, 10:05 AM	#15
Joe T Registered User Trader Feedback: (1) Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: The best of all possible worlds Posts: 8,621	Ok I have to admit something guys.... He should be legally afforded the right to marry his 'girlfriend'.

05-23-2008, 10:10 AM	#16
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05-23-2008, 10:29 AM	#17
nos8ed Registered User Trader Feedback: (1) Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Mustang, OK Posts: 1,743	Why pick a VW?? I mean there are alot of better looking cars out there! Well that is all he could probably afford......carprostitute?? __________________ 90 GT 331 C4 11.370@118.84 1993 Cobra Black

05-23-2008, 10:41 AM	#18
NIUPonyBoy U.S. Army Active Duty Trader Feedback: (5) Join Date: May 2001 Location: Ft. Leonard Wood, MO-Great Lakes Naval Station, IL Posts: 33,415	I guess Autotrader really is like porn. __________________ Annoy a Liberal: Work Hard and Be Happy. A vote for a Demoncrat is a vote for terror. Nitro, Vulcan, Impreza, Power Wagon, ZX2, Wrangler "Si vis pacem, para bellum."

05-23-2008, 11:04 AM	#20
91TwighlightGT Registered User Trader Feedback: (0) Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 666	I bet his neighbors keep wondering why they are getting clogged fuel filters...

05-23-2008, 11:09 AM	#21
Lashlarue Registered User Trader Feedback: (0) Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Spring,Texas, USA Posts: 5,057	I've had sex "in" over two dozen cars, but in every case there was a woman with me.I too am curious as to how, the tailpipe thing sounds painful! __________________ I am lost, so I've gone out to find myself, if I should return, ask me to wait till I get back.

05-23-2008, 11:34 AM	#22
Bossnine Corral Elite Member Trader Feedback: (0) Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Henderson, KY Posts: 10,267	Im thinking he rubs one off on the hood or something. __________________ Matt

05-23-2008, 12:40 PM	#25
DaHowie Registered User Trader Feedback: (0) Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: St. Louis Park, MN Posts: 2,428	How does he know his 'girlfriend' has a 'happy ending'? __________________ David

05-23-2008, 02:01 PM	#30
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Michael Yount Registered User Trader Feedback: (5) Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 25,558	Val -- they were 'schweaty'..... __________________ Michael Yount - Charlotte, NC - 82 Volvo 242/Mustang drivetrain; 2008 Mini Clubman; 2000 Honda Accord (mother-in-law's car - 19,000 miles....)

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